The Feminine Touch

The Feminine Touch

Reds  4   Yellows  2

In Argentina they call them Villas Miseria – Misery Towns – rambling, ramshackle communities built on somebody else’s land with stolen bricks and cement, corrugated iron roofs and poor drainage.  Spider webs of electricity and telephone cables criss-cross the sky.

The oldest, biggest and most firmly established shanty-town in Buenos Aires is Villa 31, kind of squeezed behind the main long-distance bus terminal and alongside the tracks leading out of the Retiro railway station.

Me, I know no fear and with little regard for my own safety, I strode boldly into the narrow alleyways of Villa 31 to bring you a first-hand account of life where lesser men fear to tread.

A West Ham United baseball cap is usually all it takes to keep potential attackers at bay. Those crossed hammers translating in any language into ‘Don’t Mess With Me, Sucker!”

The fact that I was met on the outskirts of the shanty-town by a petite young woman called Carolina who works in the labyrinthine streets of Villa 31 armed with no more than a friendly smile and a willingness to make a difference should not detract from my undoubted bravery.

I was also accompanied by my kids, Benja, aged 12, and Lucas, 9, who has just passed his first Tae-Kwon do exam with flying colours, and Aunty Marilyn visiting from London.

Carolina works for an NGO called Goals for Girls/Metas para las Chicas that helps the girls and young women of the community to play football.

“Football,” I hear you gasp. “In Argentina! Now there’s a novelty.” But the truth is that it’s a man’s game here. Women in Argentina grow up with football, their dads and brothers play it, watch it, obsess about it, their boyfriends and husbands may even drag them to games and will still expect their dinner on the table afterwards, but women in general are not encouraged to play it. Those that defy convention and insist are given very little space in which to kick a ball.

The Goal...

The Goal...

Playing football in the Villa gives the girls that space. They practise regularly and play matches at the weekend. They are also given talks on the benefits of exercise and healthy eating in order to be better footballers but also to be healthier people in an environment where simply staying alive and finding the next meal is often the primary concern.

But it ain’t easy. A dusty dirt pitch has been marked out, surrounded on three sides by precarious looking houses and on the fourth by a brightly painted church. They’ve got two proper goals with nets and a bag of balls which are kept locked in a wooden cupboard.

The referee for this game between the reds and the yellows called in sick and a brief search ensued for a suitable mug, someone easy to abuse and too old and slow to keep up with the action, to fill the void. That honour fell to me. I vowed to be firm but fair but was mostly simply ignored.

The skill levels were high and the players were fierce but fair. Men pushing bikes, teenage boys smoking joints and on the prowl and women returning from shopping nonchalantly strolled across the field. Gangs of boys regularly started their own matches by the corner flags, gradually spreading out onto the pitch.

The female players are forced to look after kid brothers and sisters and kickoffs are delayed because the players have to complete household chores, ‘women’s work,’ before they’re allowed out.  Football, they’re told, is for boys.

But the girls are not listening. With the help of Goals for Girls they’re expanding and developing. About thirty of them play regularly, organising games against female teams from other shanty-towns. They’ve established links with women’s football federations from other countries and there’s the constant battle to raise funds for transport, kit and footballs.

It’s impossible to say with any certainty how many people live in Villa 31 because the residents don’t take kindly to questioners with clipboards delving into their lives and it’s a community that grows pretty much daily — with migrants arriving from Argentina’s poor northern provinces, squeezed off the land by drought and the ever more voracious soya producers. They’re joined by Paraguayans, Bolivians and Peruvians attracted to one of the wealthiest cities in Latin America.

It’s not a place you’d want to find yourself wandering in after dark. Most Porteños, as the residents of Buenos Aires call themselves, have seen Villa 31 from the train or from one of the long-distance buses taking them on their holidays to the coast or the mountains but few have ever set foot there, or would want to.

A dark mystique has grown up about the villas of Buenos Aires, fed by tales of the criminal gangs operating there, the crack cocaine factories, the teenage pregnancies, the murders.

The Church View

The Church View

Manchester City’s Carlos Tevez grew up in Fort Apache, one of the city’s most notorious villas, and has told of how he’d lie awake at night listening to gunfire. All the stories that seep out into the affluent northern neighbourhoods are no doubt true. But there is another rarely told side to life in Argentina’s shanty towns.

The vast majority of residents are honest people fighting against the odds to give their children the opportunities they never had. They put great store by personal hygiene and are generally polite and generous to visitors.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not getting all romantic about shanty-town life. I’ve visited a few and am not about to fork out the US$10,000 that houses in Villa 31 reportedly sell for. The residents are neglected, exploited and ignored. But they’re not hopeless.

I blew the final whistle and walked off the pitch for a well-earned ice-cold bottle of water. The players didn’t seem to notice my departure and, despite the intense heat and humidity, kept playing – until they were called home to prepare lunch or look after a young sibling. The last stragglers were finally forced from the pitch by a torrential downpour.

Pictures by Benja

Goals for Girls website: http://www.democraciarepresentiva.org

For More: http://www.santelmoproductions.com/en/#/portfolio/goals_for_girls

Argentinos Juniors  5  Huracan  1

And so ends this journey through an Argentine first division football season.  But my word, what a way to end it! The sun was shining, the Argentinos Juniors fans were in fine voice, Huracan supporters had travelled in numbers and there were goals galore. The home side went ahead after just eight minutes with a debatable penalty slotted home with confidence by the consistently impressive, Nestor Ortigoza. The Bichos were two up by half time thanks to a Juan Mercier strike from the middle of the penalty area. In the second half they passed the ball exquisitely to shouts of ‘Ole’ from the home supporters. Gabriel Hauche notched up a hat-trick.

I shall miss you....

I shall miss you....

It’s long been my ill-researched theory that football in so many ways is a reflexion of real-life – all contained within the confines of the stadium. You experience all the hopes, the anger, the expectation, the exhilaration, the disappointment and the unpleasant smells of life on the outside. Only you do it vicariously, safely, through the actions of the players and the officials and that obnoxious bloke with the huge belly who keeps shouting the same insult at the referee throughout the game.

It therefore follows, in my malt-whisky addled mind, that a league will reflect the characteristics of the country in which it’s played.

The English premiership, with its dodgy club owners, glitzy corporate executive boxes, expensive foreign imports and greasy cuisine, I think sustains my theory.

The Argentine league, like the country itself, should be up there with the big boys, but isn’t. It’s become a seedbed for foreign clubs to come in and exploit. A few clubs thrive but the majority are victims of their owners’ greed and ineptitude, further weakened by their rotten barrabrava, the organised, hardcore fans.

Grounds are decrepit and no-one ever adequately explains where all the transfer money goes, however politely you ask them. But the depth of player talent is awesome, the atmosphere on match-days is never less than interesting and the passion for and knowledge of football is second to none.

The weekend newspapers said that this season’s climax was more exciting than ever. They always say that. For some weeks there had been a two-horse race for the title between Newell’s Old Boys and humble Banfield, with Newell’s going into their final game two points adrift.

Playing at home, they had to beat San Lorenzo and hope that Banfield wouldn’t get a result away to Boca Juniors. Both lost their games 2-0 and Banfield, for the first time in their history, were crowned Argentine champions. Buenos Aires was awash in a sea of green and white.

Huracan - Glowing like a soggy sparkler

Huracan - Glowing like a soggy sparkler

The season was marked by the big clubs, Boca Juniors, River Plate, Racing Club and Independiente, all failing to challenge at the top and all bobbing about in mid-table. An Argentine side, Estudiantes, did win the South American club championship, the Copa Libertadores, and the national team snuck into the World Cup with a less-than impressive fourth automatic qualifying place. But with Dumpy Diego at the helm the journey to South Africa was always going to be a strain on the suspension.

Argentinos Juniors, after finishing in last place last season, could only get better and they did so in style, finally resting in sixth place. For one brief moment, halfway through the season after a win against Estudiantes, the Bichos fans even whispered about perhaps, just maybe, you never know, winning their first silverware in more than twenty years. But then, like a Maradona diet, it all came to nothing, with a rash of draws against teams from the soggy section of the table.

The man I mocked at the beginning of the season, the lumbering awkward Number 5, Nestor Ortigoza, has become my favourite player for his precision, intelligent passing and willingness to battle for every ball. I shall follow him with interest in the Paraguay squad in South Africa.

The little goalscorer, Gabriel Hauche, was also impressive – too impressive, I fear, to linger for long at Argentinos Juniors. I’ll be surprised if he pulls on a Bichos shirt next season. The other man unlikely to be stretching the red and white shirt over his expansive belly is the manager, Claudio Borghi, who I suspect will be plucked from his dugout by one of the vultures from Argentina’s big, underachieving clubs.

There was much less crowd violence this season. And all the matches finished on time, despite a delayed start to the season because of a crisis over television rights and coverage.

Argentina is a bit like that. Things rarely progress as you would like them to. But after false starts and prophesies of doom, gloom and corruption, everything tends to work out alright in the end.

This is the end

This is the end

In the week the season ended, the trial finally began of one of the most hated figures from Argentina’s military dictatorship, Alfredo Astiz, a former naval commander, known as the ‘Blond Angel of Death.’  He operated at the Naval Mechanics School, the biggest and most gruesome detention centre where he’s accused of killing, among others, two French nuns.

He also led an elite squadron during the Falklands War. He surrendered without firing a shot to British troops in South Georgia. It’s taken more than thirty years to bring him and his cohorts to trial. But after sustained pressure from the families of the victims and human rights groups, and some help from the government, it finally happened.

I went to fourteen of the nineteen games this season. There was some fine football, just one 0-0 draw in the rain, a few appalling refereeing decisions and a fair number of chorizo sausages which make me wince to think about them even now.

It was a respectable season for Argentinos Juniors that, with a little more luck and self-belief could have been a much better one. They drew against the eventual champions, Banfield, 1-1 and beat the runners-up, Newell’s Old Boys 1-0 away.

I shall be retiring to my hammock for the summer break but I hope to return early next year, rested and rejuvenated, for another season and a preview of the World Cup from the terraces of the Diego Armando Maradona stadium.

Independiente  1  Argentinos Juniors  1

This game entailed a trip across the stinking Riachuelo river that marks the border of the city of Buenos Aires with the Avellaneda neighbourhood in the province of Buenos Aires. I was at the home of Independiente whose brand new stadium is right next door to rivals, Racing Club.

And a fine stadium it will be too, when it’s finished. Which is more than can be said of the team, which was one of the worst I’ve seen this season. This game was there for the taking but Argentinos Juniors didn’t take it. They won almost everything in midfield but then dillied and dallied and dithered on the edge of the penalty area.

Always with Argentinos Juniors...

Always with Argentinos Juniors...

The home side took the lead thirty-five minutes into the second half with a Dario Gandin goal. I was contemplating the long journey home with the taste of defeat in my mouth when, in the last minute of the game, Gonzalo Prosperi, popped home a headed equaliser.  And well deserved it was too. At least I thought so.

Funny name, Prosperi. I’m not sure where it’s from. But generally you can scan any Argentine team sheet for a fair reflexion of where this nation of forty million people came from. The Independiente squad has a Gomez, a Sanchez and a Velazquez. Argentinos Juniors have a Garcia, a Salazar and a Fernandez. The Spanish names always lead the way.

They’re always followed by Italian. Argentinos has a Gianni and Independiente a Piatti. Tens of thousands of Italian immigrants, most of them from the south, flooded into Argentina from the second half of the nineteenth century onwards and probably make up the majority in the major cities of Buenos Aires and Rosario.

The Argentinos squad also boasts a German sounding Oberman, a French Mercier and an eastern European Pavlovich. While Independiente has a Kruspzky and a very English-sounding Wade.

There are an estimated one million Paraguayans living in Argentina, mostly labourers and domestic workers. The Argentinos Juniors number five, Nestor Ortigoza, is Argentine born and bred but will play for Paraguay in the 2010 World Cup since that’s where his father is from.

There are also more than a million immigrants from neighbouring Bolivia. Nearly every fruit and vegetable shop is Bolivian run and the Liniers neighbourhood, home to the Velez Sarsfield club, has one of the biggest Bolivian markets outside of the Andean country.

A huge proportion of Uruguay’s three-and-a-half million population lives in Buenos Aires, indistinguishable to my eye from the locals, unless you happen to spot them wearing a Uruguayan Penarol or Nacional football shirt.

Nearly all the independent supermarkets are Chinese run and Buenos Aires does have a small but lively Chinatown. But these are relatively recent arrivals and I’ve yet to see a player of Chinese origin break into a major Argentine football team.

Argentina has the largest Jewish population in Latin America – more than two-hundred thousand last time I counted. They’re mostly descendants of those escaping the late nineteenth century East European pogroms, with a second wave fleeing Nazi Germany and a third, smaller wave of Holocaust survivors.

Other escapees from persecution were the Armenians who still parade their extremely long surnames around their own neighbourhood in downtown Buenos Aires.

Argentines like to have the biggest of everything. So when Carlos Menem, whose family is Syrian-Lebanese, was president in the nineteen-nineties he ensured that Buenos Aires would have the biggest mosque in Latin America.

While travelling in the northern province of Salta a few years ago I stopped at a remote store where a bare-chested man behind the counter told me his name was Sam the Syrian. His family had emigrated to Chicago in the nineteen-twenties but had somehow fallen foul of Al Capone and fled to this remote corner of Argentina.

Capone’s men, I’m sure, gave up the search long ago and I should have told Sam that it was safe to move on. But he seemed happy where he was.

There are however two groups you won’t find many of in Argentina. The only black people you’re likely to come across on the streets of Buenos Aires are Brazilian or US tourists. Yet in the first half of the nineteenth century, one-third of the population of Buenos Aires were either African slaves or descendants of African slaves.

Neighbouring Uruguay and Bolivia both have small black communities. Peru, Ecuador, Colombia, Venezuela and of course Brazil have large ones. So what happened to Argentina’s black population?

It’s a question that has never been properly answered.  Before the Europeans arrived, Argentina like North America was populated by indigenous tribes. And like their North American counterparts they lived on land craved by the white arrivals and had souls demanded by the Christian missionaries.

Throughout the nineteenth century Argentina was in an almost constant state of war. Those against the native Indians were as fierce and bloody as any romanticised in Hollywood Westerns.

After slavery was abolished in Argentina in 1813 many black men had few options and often joined the army. They were led by Juan Manual de Rosas who consistently put his black soldiers in the front line where they became cannon fodder. Rosas, who died in Southampton in 1877, was not solely responsible for wiping out Argentina’s black population. Disease, especially yellow fever, and assimilation also played their part. But I really don’t think Rosas’s face should be adorning the Argentine twenty peso note.

Rosas. Worth twenty?

Rosas. Worth twenty?

The traces of Argentina’s indigenous population can be seen in the faces of those from the interior of the country, mixed with those of the Spanish conquerors and the waves of immigration that came afterwards. With the industrialisation of Buenos Aires in the first half of the twentieth century, many of these darker skinned Argentines moved to the cities where they’re to be found in neighbourhoods like Avellaneda.

What remains of the pure indigenous population – the Toba, Mapuche, Guarani and Wichi – are marginalised, forgotten, abused and exploited on the fringes of Argentina society.

The wealthy residents of what the guide books call Buenos Aires’s European style neighbourhoods – in the north of the city – are generally not even aware that Argentina still has an Indian population – and even if they did would be unlikely to care that some are still dying of preventable illnesses and starvation.

It was on that happy note that I trudged my way home through the streets of Avellaneda after a match that finished just before midnight, warmed by that last minute equaliser and the knowledge that sometimes justice, even if it’s only on the football pitch, can be done.

Argentinos Juniors  2  San Lorenzo  1

How I’ve reached the seventeenth game of the Argentine football season without mentioning tango I really don’t know. It’s either a gift or I’ve been criminally negligent. But the time has finally come for me to pull on my fishnet stockings and stiletto heels and rectify my lapse to a two by four beat.

San Lorenzo are from the Buenos Aires neighbourhood of Boedo – the cradle, many will tell you, of the tango. An equal number will tell you that that’s as bogus as a French World Cup qualifying goal. But the barrio does boast a fair number of bars, street corners and lamp posts, for all I know, named after tango legends such as Osvaldo Pugliese and Homero Manzi. And there’s a whole bunch of famous tango songs which mention Boedo.

Carlos Gardel

Carlos Gardel

Whether tango gets your feet tapping or not, there’s no doubt that it’s an intrinsic part of the Buenos Aires culture and nightlife. You realise that slumped in the back of a taxi at three on a Sunday morning as the driver wrecks his suspension over the cobbled streets with a Carlos Gardel song playing on the radio.

Gardel is the Sinatra, the Presley, the Dylan of tango. If the bars and cafes of Argentina are adorned with three pictures, then you can pretty much guarantee that one will be Diego Maradona, another Evita and the third Carlos Gardel.

He was a cool dude and no mistake, an early superstar with his slicked-back hair and dapper suits. There is some dispute over whether he was born in France or Uruguay but there’s no doubt that he grew up in Argentina. He was what they called in those days ‘a ladies’ man.’ There are rumours that he also served time in prison. Gardel toured Europe in the nineteen twenties and made a couple of Hollywood films in the thirties. Then, like all true superstars, he met an early death — in a plane crash in Medellin, Colombia, in 1935.

There’s a statue of him by his grave in the Chacarita cemetery near my house where admirers regularly place a fresh cigarette in his hand.

Forget your sequinned ballroom tango – the real thing is both sexy and seedy. That’s not surprising when you consider its roots in the bars and brothels of Buenos Aires and Montevideo. That’s where Gardel found and nurtured it before helping to make tango music international.

It Takes Two...

It Takes Two...

At the end of the nineteenth century, hundreds of thousands of European immigrants were flooding into Argentina. Some were fleeing squalor and persecution, others were filled with dreams about what they might do in a land with huge unfulfilled potential.

There were far more men than women and many spent their well-earned wages on their well-earned days off at the brothels. Business was brisk and there was a fair amount of waiting around. The more considerate Madams provided musical entertainment and that, so the story goes, is where the men perfected their tango dance moves – dancing with other men since the women were busy.

There’s another story that the dance developed as the men practised their knife fighting moves. The jerkiness of the dance, especially when that stiletto flicks up between your legs to within a whisker of your most sensitive parts, may lend some credence to that theory.

The truth is that the early days of tango were not well documented which leaves us open to rumour and conjecture. I’ve been told that that tango touches the soul. Not mine, I’m afraid. That’s only ever happened to me at Upton Park and then very, very rarely.

Tango has spread around the world – to Japan, France, the United States and Finland. Hundreds of dancers come to Buenos Aires every year to immerse themselves in the roots of the dance and the music. One woman with a tango school in Holland once told me that she came to Argentina every year to ‘top up her tango mojo.’ Its avid practioners will claim that it’s changed their lives.

People have often told me that I should take advantage of the fact that I live in Buenos Aires and learn to dance tango. But I’m wise enough to know two things. Firstly, that there are people who can dance and then that there are people who should never dance if they don’t want to embarrass themselves and those around them. I fall into the second category. And the second thing I know is that you should write down the things that you know since, with age, you’re liable to forget them.

Buenos Aires these days is awash with tango shows, huge spectaculars in which tourists can watch some of finest dancers and listen to the best musicians that Argentina has to offer. The tourist boom has given it fresh impetus, with tango schools springing up to cater for youngsters who want to follow a career in fishnet stockings.

From the sixties onwards, with the invasion of European and American rock and then the development of the home-grown variety, a whole generation of Argentines rebelled against tango. Many are returning now, ignoring their parents who know nothing, and instead turning to their grandparents to teach them the old steps.

Tango Paraphernalia

Tango Paraphernalia

The real thing never really went away. It’s practised in milongas – dance schools, often running in the afternoon, where you receive lessons before launching into an orgy of tango dance and music. Everyone dances with everyone else. As the classes end, it’s common for gangs of elderly, dapper gentlemen with Clark Gable moustaches to turn up looking for an eligible female dance partner.

It’s all about tango talent and it’s not unusual to see a short seventy-something year-old man in a suit he’s been wearing since 1952 with his face lost in the cleavage of a tall blonde twenty-year old.

Very Benny Hill, until they start dancing. If they’ve got it, then size, age and language don’t matter.

This was an interesting game on a damp, cold day, far too chilly for fishnets. San Lorenzo took the lead with a Pablo Pintos goal in the first half when the Argentinos defence looked like they were playing in tango high-heels and simply gave the ball away. But the home side found their rhythm in the second half with some well-choreographed moves. The equaliser came from a Facundo Coria free-kick on the edge of the penalty area. The second looked from where I was standing like a Gustavo Oberman cross that somehow ended up in the net. But who’s complaining?

This was an impressive victory against one of the so-called Buenos Aires Big Five. The other four, although I shouldn’t have to tell you, being Boca, River, Independiente and Racing.