Argentinos Juniors  1  Banfield  0

I woke this morning to the sound of birds twittering outside my bedroom window. The first Saturday sun of the Southern Hemisphere Spring streamed through the crack between my curtains and I bounded out of bed. This was going to be a good day. I could feel it in the air.

I follow West Ham United from afar and Argentinos Juniors from right up close. And this, so far, has not been a good season for either club. That’s putting it mildly. As I munched on my breakfast toast, both sides were rooted firmly to the bottom of their respective divisions with a combined total of just four points from twelve games played and not a single victory between them.

But, as I said, I knew today was going to be a good day. I settled in front of the tele to watch West Ham run rings around their North London rivals, Tottenham Hotspur. That Frédéric Piquionne goal on 29 minutes came as no surprise. And as I slipped on my Argentinos Juniors shirt to head for the Diego Armando Maradona stadium and the early afternoon kickoff against Banfield, I knew that the Hammers would not let that victory slip from their grasp.

“I don’t want to go,” wailed my son. “I get too depressed with all the losing.” It’s foolish parenting to promise your kids things you can’t deliver and none of us wants to see our children suffer so I chose my words carefully.

The drum is the most important instrument

The drum is the most important instrument

“Just put your bloody shoes and your Argentinos Juniors shirt on. You’re coming with me. We’re going to win this one.”

I don’t know if you’ve noticed but if you’re waiting for a 113 bus then you can normally guarantee that three 65s, the bus you don’t want, will sail by in quick succession. But not today, they didn’t. There were two empty 113s waiting at the bus stop when we arrived. It was just that kind of day!

To tell the truth, and it hurts me to do so, this was a poor game. Both sides lacked cohesion and far too many passes went astray. The home side’s captain and lynchpin, Nestor Ortigoza, was missing through injury. But the weather was glorious and the rooftops of La Paternal glistened in the sunlight.

“I’m bored,” moaned my son twenty minutes from the end with the game still at 0-0. “Can I have my DS?”

“No you can’t. Victory is nigh,” I proclaimed.

“What!” he said.

I wasn’t wrong. About ten minutes from the end Gonzalo Vargas got on the end of a pass from Franco Niell and pushed the ball into the net. I’m not sure this victory was deserved but when has that ever concerned us?

Another loose ball

Another loose ball

My son was leaping about swinging his shirt in the air and the sparse crowd banged their drums like there would be no tomorrow. There will be a tomorrow but it won’t be as good as today.

Two crap teams close to my heart both clinch their first victories of their seasons and both by a single, nerve-jangling goal. What are the odds? This was as good as it gets. Or so I thought.

When I got home I switched on the tele to discover that Leo Messi  was owning up to a life-long passion for that delightful east London delicacy, jellied eels, and a love of Essex architecture and was hoping to fulfil his dream of signing for West Ham by the start of next season. Remarkable!

What more could I ask? Peace in the Middle East perhaps? I switched channels just in time to see Benyamin Netanyahu and Mahmoud Abbas announce a power-sharing deal in Jerusalem and that a joint Palestinian-Israeli team would represent the region at the next World Cup.

Unlikely, I know. But at first light, so were victories for both Argentinos Juniors and West Ham United. And when the unlikely comes your way it’s tempting to get a little greedy.

As the sun set over Buenos Aires and the family gathered around the piano for a bi-lingual rendition of  the West Ham anthem ‘I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles,’ I clinked the ice-cubes in my glass of whisky and reflected on what a wonderful world this would be if everyone were as shallow as me and could glean such joy and optimism from two such hapless teams.

Back in the real world, Boca’s short-lived revival came to an abrupt 1-0 end against Estudiantes. Velez Sarsfield regained the top spot with a 3-0 drubbing of Olimpo and Independiente clinched a useful 1-0 win against my tip for the drop, Gimnasia. River only managed a 1-1 draw against lowly Quilmes, Colon beat previous high-fliers, San Lorenzo 2-0, Lanus won 1-0 against All Boys and everyone else drew. Argentinos Juniors lifted themselves off the bottom and now sit proudly in 16th place with a visit to second-from-bottom Gimnasia next weekend.

Argentinos Juniors  1  Newell’s Old Boys  2

It’s been a long and traumatic day. I played my part, running the Buenos Aires Half Marathon in a personal best time of one hour, forty-three minutes and forty-four seconds. So I’m feeling pretty pleased with myself.

Why oh why oh why do we do it?!

Why oh why oh why do we do it?!

Picture the scene as the first twinkle of dawn light appears over the silhouetted Buenos Aires apartment blocks. Groups of loud, slightly wobbly youngsters are saying their farewells after a long night in the clubs and bars.

But they are not alone. Another breed emerges from the shadows, few at first, then in ever greater numbers, culminating in a wave. They are sprightly in their step and wearing shorts, despite the chill morning air. These are the runners, ten thousand of us, just emerging from our beds as the youngsters of Buenos Aires head for theirs.

This half marathon is one of the high spots of the Buenos Aires racing calendar, along with the full marathon in a month’s time. It started close to the River Plate stadium, took us to the Plaza de Mayo in the heart of the city where we turned and ran back.

In a country where so much is poorly organised, it’s always a joy to take part in something that is run properly. This race was certainly that, with well-placed water and fruit stations  along a route, interspersed with bands performing jazz, salsa, pop, James Brown and Michael Jackson numbers.

For a city that prides itself on its sometimes debauched, late-night, meat-fuelled lifestyle, there’s a surprisingly vibrant running scene. Buenos Aires doesn’t boast a great many parks but one whole side of the city is covered in green – the Bosques de Palermo. And this is where runners come – in large numbers on weekdays, in hoards at the weekend.

They come alone, as members of clubs or with their personal trainers. If you arrive early enough you’ll catch the tail-end of the transvestite prostitutes’ all-night shift. After the really busy nights you have to choose with care where you do your warm-up exercises as the ground is littered with used condoms.

Room to spare.

Room to spare.

Once the weather begins to cool, from about April onwards, there are races pretty much every Sunday – mostly 10km. There’s one annual race, la Carrera de Miguel, run in memory of Miguel Sánchez, a promising runner who was ‘disappeared’ during the 1976-1983 military dictatorship.

Because pretty much every muscle in my body was aching, I decided to treat myself to a seat in the top tier of the Diego Armando Maradona stadium. This gave me a view unhindered by wire fencing which meant I could see what was really going on. And it was not a pretty sight.

Perhaps last year was all an illusion created by distorted vision as we ducked and dived and contorted ourselves to peek snippets of action through the barbed wire and the metal posts and mesh surrounding the pitch-level standing only terraces from where I normally watch the games.

The home side’s defending was comical but was matched by the visitor’s farcical finishing. It would have been perfectly acceptable for either side to have brought on substitutes wearing red noses and with boots twenty sizes too big for them who then proceeded to push custard pies into the referee’s face.

Bird's Eye View.

Bird's Eye View.

I accept that a blustery wind didn’t help matters. Little scraps of paper, which I can only assume were manager Pedro Troglio’s game plan, blew across the pitch and twirled in the air.

And where were the fans? OK, it wasn’t a pleasant day and goals are hard to come by. But just four months ago Argentinos Juniors were champions and we were queuing for hours to buy tickets. There were gaps here bigger than the spaces you’ll find on the average footballers’ bookshelves.

Argentinos Juniors were lucky to go in at half-time with the game at 0-0 after the ball had sometimes bobbled, sometimes whizzed across the face of their goal like an escaped pinball.

Nico Navarro kept the home team in the game with a string of fine saves. And, against the run of play, they took the lead in the seventeenth minute of the second half with a header from Gonzalo Vargas. But Newell’s were always threatening and the equaliser a few minutes later came as no surprise. The winner six minutes after that was a cruel blow though. A draw, I thought, would have been a fairer result for two teams who slogged away in one of the worst games I’ve seen here. But then who ever said that football was fair?

Grey clouds hung heavy and ominously over the La Paternal neighbourhood. The executioner is sharpening his axe and looking hungrily at manager Pedro Troglio’s neck. The club authorities have pledged their confidence in the manager which, as we all know, probably means he’s already clearing out his desk.

The champions sit in equal last place with Gimnasia de La Plata, heads are drooping and Santiago Gentiletti’s sending off at the end of the game was I think their fourth in the six games they’ve played so  far this season.

Elsewhere, Boca Juniors finally found their feet and whooped new boys, Olimpo, 3-1. River Plate scraped a 1-0 at home to Arsenal to reclaim the top spot along with Estudiantes who beat Racing 2-0 and Velez who drew with San Lorenzo.

08/08
2010

Argentinos Juniors  1  Huracan  2

Of course, everyone tries just that little harder to beat the champions. And with a lot of new players, Argentinos Juniors were still finding their feet. And their midfield playmaker, Nestor Ortigoza, was missing and the wind blowing in a north-north-easterly direction always has an impact on the way the home-side plays, especially on the seventh of the month when that month begins with the letter ‘A.’

Whatever the reasons, this was painful defeat, especially after all the hope and expectation harvested last season. Yes, there were a lot of changes. But the new manager, Pedro Troglio, had the team playing the same attractive passing game. Argentinos controlled the first half, taking the lead with a well-worked goal from one of the new boys, Gonzalo Vargas, five minutes before the break.

Thanks Champs

Thanks Champs

The crowd liked that and took him to their hearts, immediately giving him a nickname – ‘the Uruguayan’ because he’s, well, from Uruguay.

Everything was running according to plan. There was a big crowd, full of expectation. Someone even spent the close season cutting big letters out of polystyrene, and painting every other one red, to spell out the words: Gracias Campeon.

As I approached the stadium I could smell the newly cut grass mixed with possibly even a tinge of fresh paint. The police hadn’t done much in the way of pre-season training. At the turnstile an officer held us up while he lit a cigarette then leaned on the railing with his belly protruding like a sack of rice hanging on the wall. He kind of half-heartedly raised his free hand and tapped my coat pocket then allowed me through with a barely perceptible nod of his head.

No-one wants to admit that they don’t recognise their own players, but with so many new signings I must confess that I’d scribbled down some notes which I surreptitiously slid in and out of my pocket before announcing boldly to anyone that cared to listen: “He looks useful that Escudero.” Or “Ocampo seems to be settling in nicely.”

Just fourteen seconds after the kickoff I heard my first reference to the referee’s mother’s private parts. In fact, the old guy behind me had obviously been rehearsing his insults during the idle months, abusing the match officials and the away fans with such vigour that at half-time he offered a kind of half-hearted apology to those around him whose eardrums had had to endure his assault. “I’ve had no-one to shout at for two months,” he explained.

And then, in a nightmarish three minutes mid-way through the second half, our dream drooped like a pensioner at an orgy who’s just discovered that he’s mixed his Viagra up with his indigestion tablets.

Firstly, Huracan’s Mariano Martínez blasted the ball home for the equaliser from an almighty bundle in the Argentinos defence. Then, a minute later, Cesar Montiglio put the visitors two-one up after Gustavo Oberman lost the ball in midfield. It couldn’t get much worse. Could it?

There are parts of the Diego Maradona stadium I simply can’t see from where I stand, even with a bit of jigging and jumping about.  Most of the bottom right-hand corner of the pitch, for instance, is obscured by the managers’ dugouts and more metal posts, fencing and barbed wire than you’d find around most prison compounds. So I’m not really sure what happened next. But the result was that another Argentinos Juniors new boy, Gabriel Perez Tarifa, was sent off  just eight minutes after he came on as a substitute in his first ever game for Argentinos Juniors for what the newspapers called ‘excessive abuse.’ Not, I hope, another reference to the referee’s mother’s private parts!

Restricted Vision

Restricted Vision

One of the reasons that Argentinos Juniors became champions was because they made a habit of carving results out of lost causes. Two-nil down away to Lanus in the second game of last season to win six-three. Three-one down at home to Independiente in the penultimate match to clinch a crucial four-three victory, and more.

But not today. There were a couple of chances and the crowd managed to rally a bit of chanting along the lines of “we may be losing this one but we’re still champions, so there!” But it wasn’t going to be.

Argentinos Juniors were fine champions last season. And modest Banfield worthy winners the season before that. But I can’t help feeling that the planets are being realigned to what are generally perceived to be their rightful places.

Boca Juniors and River Plate don’t win everything all the time. But if two or three seasons go by without at least one of them being the dominant team in Argentina then people start to feel a little uneasy, like things are not quite right. As if Sir Alex were not chewing gum or Alan Shearer were saying something interesting. It’s OK but it’s not quite right.

Boca, of course, have poached Argentinos Junior’s championship-winning manager Claudio Borghi, the backroom staff and one of  his best players, Matias Caruzzo. River, who have been dismal for several seasons now, began to show signs of recovery towards the end of the last campaign and have bought wisely during the close season.

When Boca and River fade it’s usually Independiente or San Lorenzo that pick up the slack and Estudiantes, the best Argentine team in recent years, are still strong, their 103-year-old talisman, Juan Sebastian Veron scoring the penalty today in a 1-0 win over Newell’s Old Boys.

The three promoted teams are Quilmes, who yo-yo between the top two divisions, Olimpo from Bahia Blanca way down south and modest, some might say ramshackle, little Buenos Aires outfit, All Boys.  Since football is very much a man’s game in Argentina, I expect their stay in the top flight to be brief.